DANA SCHWARTZ
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VICE
Inside Offset, the Surreal, Millennial-Targeted Photo Market within Shutterstock
What Some of the World's Biggest 'Playboy' Collectors Think of Its Nudity-Free Rebrand
THE NEW YORKER
Tactful Ways People Have Told Me That They're In A Relationship
Possible Titles for My Memoir About Being a Hapless Twentysomething
FEMSPLAIN
I'm A Ridiculously Jealous Person And I'm Dating a Polyamorous Guy
THE TOAST
Quiz: Are You a Pessimist or an Optometrist?
MTV NEWS
What It’s Like To Navigate New York City Tinder — With Braces
THE DAILY DOT
Our detailed play-by-play of an old commercial for Donald Trump steaks
What Happened When An Author Wrote His Novel Live on the Internet
Try Asking Google Maps Where To Make Out on your Next Hot Date
MENTAL FLOSS [ALL FROM MENTAL FLOSS HERE]
This Chart Helps You Expertly Pair Beer and Food
Need to Remember Something? Grab a Drawing Pad
18 Winning Facts About 'Bend It Like Beckham'
The Secret to Saving Day-Old Pasta
Even When Women Are Saving, They’re Spending on Luxury Makeup
The 12 Degree Programs Most Likely to Help You Get a Job
5 Clubs With Very Specific Membership Requirements
These Gorgeous Bookshelves Look Like Pantone Color Swatchese
Wilner: The App That Frames Your Pet and Food Pics Like Works Of Art
13 NSFW Lines from James Joyce’s Incredibly Dirty Love Letters
Q&A: Joss Whedon on Super Heroes, Killing Characters, and Existing Outside the Pop Culture Mainstream
7 Makeup Tips You Should Know If You Wear Glasses
Testing Out an Insane Photoshop Hack to Get Rid of Tourists
7 Historically Bad Breakups_
13 Titles Inspired by Shakespeare Phrases
The Fascinating History of Lithuania’s Day of the Book Smugglers
19 Amazing Details from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
21 Phrases You Use Without Realizing You’re Quoting Shakespeare
15 Sherlock Easter Eggs Straight Out Of Arthur Conan Doyle
THE GUARDIAN, US EDITION
White Guy In Your MFA: 'I nobly pursue something purer than wealth – truth itself'
Guy in Your MFA critiques Donald Trump's literary abilities
THE NEW YORK OBSERVER [ALL FROM THE OBSERVER HERE]
‘The Magicians’ Series Premiere Recap: Like Hogwarts, but Sexier
'The Magicians' recap 1x02: On Hedgewitches, Guyliner, and 'Gossip Girl'‘The Magicians’ Episode 3 Recap: Squat-Mancers
‘The Magicians’ 1×04: The Asylum Episode That Brings Us Nowhere Fast‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×05: Cancer Puppy and ‘Quidditch’‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×07: This Is What Character Development Looks Like, Right?‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×10: What Happens When a Show Isn’t Sure What to Be Anymore?Girl From Dystopian YA Novel Reviews NBC’s ‘The Slap'
What Happens When A Normal Person Goes To a 'Real Housewives' Party?
Hale Appleman of ‘The Magicians’ Talks Acting, Sex, and Other InterestsLev Grossman, ‘The Magicians’ Author, Talks SyFy, Depression, and Magic
HAPPY PLACE/SOMEECARDS
Why I've Always Faked An Orgasm During Sex* (*Except With You, Of Course)
15 Tricks Grocery Stores Use To Get You To Spend More (and Terrible Ideas For Trying to Resist)
(Oh god, oh god) My Tampon Got Stuck, and I Lived To Tell The Tale
A Series of Haiku on Boob Sweat, Every Girl's Summer Nightmare.
If My Resume As A Recent College Graduate Was Actually Honest
DEN OF GEEK
Amanda Palmer Interview: music, marriage, Taylor Swift, Neil Gaiman
Felicia Day Interview: gaming, geekiness, and "Babe"
0s&1s (A BIT CONTRIVED)
A Perfunctory Understanding, by @GuyInYourMFA
TheRIB
Better Senior Superlative Categories
Things That Only Exist in Movie High Schools,"
Thanksgiving, As Told Through ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Gifs
Why ‘Beauty and The Beast’ Depresses Me
Why King Triton is the Real Villain in ‘The Little Mermaid’
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be? [Flowchart]
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A Feminist Review of Star Wars
VIDEO: Do Better Taylor Swift
VIDEO: Do Better Superman
EUPHONY (LITERARY JOURNAL)
Good Taste
POST-
"The McConaissance,” March 12, 2014
"Stripped," April 23, 2014
THOUGHT CATALOGUE
I Have Ogled Jon Hamm’s Crotch On The Internet, and For That, I Am Sorry
You Can't Grow Wings Until You’re Out of the Cocoon
BROWN DAILY HERALD
"A Man’s Right to Choose," October 2, 2014
BROWN POLITICAL REVIEW
"Bosses in the Booth,” Vol. 1, Issue 2 (p. 9-10)
Inside Offset, the Surreal, Millennial-Targeted Photo Market within Shutterstock
What Some of the World's Biggest 'Playboy' Collectors Think of Its Nudity-Free Rebrand
THE NEW YORKER
Tactful Ways People Have Told Me That They're In A Relationship
Possible Titles for My Memoir About Being a Hapless Twentysomething
FEMSPLAIN
I'm A Ridiculously Jealous Person And I'm Dating a Polyamorous Guy
THE TOAST
Quiz: Are You a Pessimist or an Optometrist?
MTV NEWS
What It’s Like To Navigate New York City Tinder — With Braces
THE DAILY DOT
Our detailed play-by-play of an old commercial for Donald Trump steaks
What Happened When An Author Wrote His Novel Live on the Internet
Try Asking Google Maps Where To Make Out on your Next Hot Date
MENTAL FLOSS [ALL FROM MENTAL FLOSS HERE]
This Chart Helps You Expertly Pair Beer and Food
Need to Remember Something? Grab a Drawing Pad
18 Winning Facts About 'Bend It Like Beckham'
The Secret to Saving Day-Old Pasta
Even When Women Are Saving, They’re Spending on Luxury Makeup
The 12 Degree Programs Most Likely to Help You Get a Job
5 Clubs With Very Specific Membership Requirements
These Gorgeous Bookshelves Look Like Pantone Color Swatchese
Wilner: The App That Frames Your Pet and Food Pics Like Works Of Art
13 NSFW Lines from James Joyce’s Incredibly Dirty Love Letters
Q&A: Joss Whedon on Super Heroes, Killing Characters, and Existing Outside the Pop Culture Mainstream
7 Makeup Tips You Should Know If You Wear Glasses
Testing Out an Insane Photoshop Hack to Get Rid of Tourists
7 Historically Bad Breakups_
13 Titles Inspired by Shakespeare Phrases
The Fascinating History of Lithuania’s Day of the Book Smugglers
19 Amazing Details from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
21 Phrases You Use Without Realizing You’re Quoting Shakespeare
15 Sherlock Easter Eggs Straight Out Of Arthur Conan Doyle
THE GUARDIAN, US EDITION
White Guy In Your MFA: 'I nobly pursue something purer than wealth – truth itself'
Guy in Your MFA critiques Donald Trump's literary abilities
THE NEW YORK OBSERVER [ALL FROM THE OBSERVER HERE]
‘The Magicians’ Series Premiere Recap: Like Hogwarts, but Sexier
'The Magicians' recap 1x02: On Hedgewitches, Guyliner, and 'Gossip Girl'‘The Magicians’ Episode 3 Recap: Squat-Mancers
‘The Magicians’ 1×04: The Asylum Episode That Brings Us Nowhere Fast‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×05: Cancer Puppy and ‘Quidditch’‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×07: This Is What Character Development Looks Like, Right?‘The Magicians’ Recap 1×10: What Happens When a Show Isn’t Sure What to Be Anymore?Girl From Dystopian YA Novel Reviews NBC’s ‘The Slap'
What Happens When A Normal Person Goes To a 'Real Housewives' Party?
Hale Appleman of ‘The Magicians’ Talks Acting, Sex, and Other InterestsLev Grossman, ‘The Magicians’ Author, Talks SyFy, Depression, and Magic
HAPPY PLACE/SOMEECARDS
Why I've Always Faked An Orgasm During Sex* (*Except With You, Of Course)
15 Tricks Grocery Stores Use To Get You To Spend More (and Terrible Ideas For Trying to Resist)
(Oh god, oh god) My Tampon Got Stuck, and I Lived To Tell The Tale
A Series of Haiku on Boob Sweat, Every Girl's Summer Nightmare.
If My Resume As A Recent College Graduate Was Actually Honest
DEN OF GEEK
Amanda Palmer Interview: music, marriage, Taylor Swift, Neil Gaiman
Felicia Day Interview: gaming, geekiness, and "Babe"
0s&1s (A BIT CONTRIVED)
A Perfunctory Understanding, by @GuyInYourMFA
TheRIB
Better Senior Superlative Categories
Things That Only Exist in Movie High Schools,"
Thanksgiving, As Told Through ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Gifs
Why ‘Beauty and The Beast’ Depresses Me
Why King Triton is the Real Villain in ‘The Little Mermaid’
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be? [Flowchart]
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A Feminist Review of Star Wars
VIDEO: Do Better Taylor Swift
VIDEO: Do Better Superman
EUPHONY (LITERARY JOURNAL)
Good Taste
POST-
"The McConaissance,” March 12, 2014
"Stripped," April 23, 2014
THOUGHT CATALOGUE
I Have Ogled Jon Hamm’s Crotch On The Internet, and For That, I Am Sorry
You Can't Grow Wings Until You’re Out of the Cocoon
BROWN DAILY HERALD
"A Man’s Right to Choose," October 2, 2014
BROWN POLITICAL REVIEW
"Bosses in the Booth,” Vol. 1, Issue 2 (p. 9-10)