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Inside Offset, the Surreal, Millennial-Targeted Photo Market within Shutterstock
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THE NEW YORKER
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Possible Titles for My Memoir About Being a Hapless Twentysomething
FEMSPLAIN
I'm A Ridiculously Jealous Person And I'm Dating a Polyamorous Guy
THE TOAST
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MTV NEWS
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THE DAILY DOT
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What Happened When An Author Wrote His Novel Live on the Internet
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This Chart Helps You Expertly Pair Beer and Food
Need to Remember Something? Grab a Drawing Pad
18 Winning Facts About 'Bend It Like Beckham'
The Secret to Saving Day-Old Pasta
Even When Women Are Saving, They’re Spending on Luxury Makeup
The 12 Degree Programs Most Likely to Help You Get a Job
5 Clubs With Very Specific Membership Requirements
These Gorgeous Bookshelves Look Like Pantone Color Swatchese
Wilner: The App That Frames Your Pet and Food Pics Like Works Of Art
13 NSFW Lines from James Joyce’s Incredibly Dirty Love Letters
Q&A: Joss Whedon on Super Heroes, Killing Characters, and Existing Outside the Pop Culture Mainstream
7 Makeup Tips You Should Know If You Wear Glasses
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13 Titles Inspired by Shakespeare Phrases
The Fascinating History of Lithuania’s Day of the Book Smugglers
19 Amazing Details from The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
21 Phrases You Use Without Realizing You’re Quoting Shakespeare
15 Sherlock Easter Eggs Straight Out Of Arthur Conan Doyle
THE GUARDIAN, US EDITION
White Guy In Your MFA: 'I nobly pursue something purer than wealth – truth itself'
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THE NEW YORK OBSERVER [ALL FROM THE OBSERVER HERE]
‘The Magicians’ Series Premiere Recap: Like Hogwarts, but Sexier
'The Magicians' recap 1x02: On Hedgewitches, Guyliner, and 'Gossip Girl'‘The Magicians’ Episode 3 Recap: Squat-Mancers
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HAPPY PLACE/SOMEECARDS
Why I've Always Faked An Orgasm During Sex* (*Except With You, Of Course)
15 Tricks Grocery Stores Use To Get You To Spend More (and Terrible Ideas For Trying to Resist)
(Oh god, oh god) My Tampon Got Stuck, and I Lived To Tell The Tale
A Series of Haiku on Boob Sweat, Every Girl's Summer Nightmare.
If My Resume As A Recent College Graduate Was Actually Honest
DEN OF GEEK
Amanda Palmer Interview: music, marriage, Taylor Swift, Neil Gaiman
Felicia Day Interview: gaming, geekiness, and "Babe"
0s&1s (A BIT CONTRIVED)
A Perfunctory Understanding, by @GuyInYourMFA
TheRIB
Better Senior Superlative Categories
Things That Only Exist in Movie High Schools,"
Thanksgiving, As Told Through ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Gifs
Why ‘Beauty and The Beast’ Depresses Me
Why King Triton is the Real Villain in ‘The Little Mermaid’
What Should Your Halloween Costume Be? [Flowchart]
Hello Kitty, Goodbye Logical World Order
A Feminist Review of Star Wars
VIDEO: Do Better Taylor Swift
VIDEO: Do Better Superman
EUPHONY (LITERARY JOURNAL)
Good Taste
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"The McConaissance,” March 12, 2014
"Stripped," April 23, 2014
THOUGHT CATALOGUE
I Have Ogled Jon Hamm’s Crotch On The Internet, and For That, I Am Sorry
You Can't Grow Wings Until You’re Out of the Cocoon
BROWN DAILY HERALD
"A Man’s Right to Choose," October 2, 2014
BROWN POLITICAL REVIEW
"Bosses in the Booth,” Vol. 1, Issue 2 (p. 9-10)