The New Yorker
Possible Titles for My Memoir About Being a Hapless Twentysomething
Tactful Ways People Have Told Me That They're In A Relationship
Episodes of The Young Pope, The Sitcom
Stephen King Knows He's Having a Moment
My Name is Jean-Pierre and I am Still an End Table (Original Fiction)
'Game of Thrones' Just Doesn't Feel like 'Game of Thrones' Anymore
Let's Parse Through All the Deeply Awkward and Incredibly Painful Moments in 'Valerian'
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Is a Wonderfully Written Movie with Woefully Written Women
There Has Never Been a Worse Movie Than 'Transformers: The Last Knight'
Wonder Woman's Greatest Power: Proving That Female Superheroes Can Be Feminine, Too
Why Angry White Men Love Calling People “Cucks”
Why Trump Supporters Love Calling People "Snowflakes"
How Milo Yiannopoulos and PewDiePie Found the Edge of the Internet
The New York Observer
An Open Letter to Jared Kushner, From One of Your Jewish Employees
How 'Beauty and the Beast' Became a Heartbreaking Metaphor for AIDS
The Biggest Problem with 'Girlboss' Is Its Real-Life Source Material
Why Belle Should Have Chosen Gaston
Louis C.K. chose the worst possible way to return to comedy
How to Determine Whether Something Is a Romantic Comedy
Quiz: Are You a Pessimist or an Optometrist?
White Guy In Your MFA: 'I nobly pursue something purer than wealth – truth itself'
Guy in Your MFA critiques Donald Trump's literary abilities
How Tinder Killed the Crush
Inside Offset, the Surreal, Millennial-Targeted Photo Market within Shutterstock
Revisiting 'Marie Antoinette' and Why the Critics Got It Wrong